No more Ralphie. You will now associate CU sports with Nelly, the Colorado Prairie Dog.
Nelly will show off his patented Nelly Shuffle before every home CU football game.
The announcement of Nelly came as a welcome surprise for the Colorado Athletic department. Mike Bohn, who has an open phobia of buffaloes, exuded at the press conference this morning, “That darn Nelly, he just gets me so pumped up when he does that shuffle, you can’t help but love the little guy. Now let’s play some football!”
None of this is true, of course, but it got your attention.
Wouldn’t it also catch the eye of a CU student? What if there were multiple articles like this?
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